Wednesday, April 27, 2011

To All the WWE Fans..


Jabroni, check yourself, you don't know me Jabroni, go back to the gym, you're too bony..So you want a piece of The Rock? Make you crumble In these Wrestlemanias, kid, we Royal Rumble Telling us that Raw is War, what the hell you think we came for?Just to play with these whips and chainsaws? And sharp glass I'll shine them up real nice, turn them sideways,and shove them up your candy ass

The jargons still echo in the corridors of the mind..the signature moves still reverberate with pounding intensity..the fireworks still galore..the divas still catwalk the ramp of fantasy..the fans still swarm the stands with placards..the detritus of ladders,chairs and tables still decorate the floors..the steel cages still try to tame the warriors inside..those let loose sweat it out in a no-holds barred..the drama still unfolds..

The kaleidoscope of action, drama ,comedy and pain..professional wrestling with a tinge of entertainment..World Wrestling Entertainment or WWE..Previously known as World Wrestling Federation(WWF).. (they had to change the name due to a lawsuit in 2000 from British organisation World Wildlife Fund)



Disclaimer: WWE would like to remind you that its Superstars are trained professional athletes. You should never try to emulate what they do in and out of the ring

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That never stopped us from trying one of those moves on one of our off guard friends..the days started with the talks of the Rattle Snake giving a stunner to Vince Mc Mohan..all the way from the bus to the class..we never had enough..

A real life sporting event at home..pillows piled up one upon the other..we would attempt one of those elbow drops..or even jump off an elevated platform launching into a wide open swan dive..a forward flip and onto the bed..head locking each other on to the ground until someone started crying or yelled mercy..And then came those nukkad fights where we got to unleash the animal within..way in and way out..when nothing on earth seemed to stop us..

..filling those scrapbooks with the ambition of becoming a WWF superstar..

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One would then rise up as the victor and imagine a referee holding one arm high up in he air..

Designing body graffiti with those Linc sketch pens or even making one of our very own World Heavyweight Championship belts..mimicking catch phrases and modulating our voices to sound like one of those cool superstars..Our worlds ran much in synchromism with the WWE Universe..
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Many people fail to appreciate the art and business of this craft..not much has been written about it because of the secrecy of the business..

Whenever one sat down in front on the TV to watch a match..one was sure that something spectacular is bound to happen between those two guys in the ring..the faith was never shaken..those larger than life personalities..

To end it on a positive note..I hope one day professional wrestling would replace the Olympic wrestling..

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